Hey, did you know your mom and I's wedding was so beautiful - even the cake was in tiers? Or did I ever tell you not to trust atoms - because they make everything up? Okay, I'm sorry I was worried. Because well, I have a dentist appointment but I forgot what time it was. Oh wait, it was - tooth hurty. Ha! Did you know that your old man was colorblind? It really just came out of the - purple. I could do this for days and I will because you live here and I'm your dad. If this sounds like you then you are annoying - but also this Long Sleeve T Shirt is made for you.
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