“Need a Dog?” There’s no right or wrong. In fact, there is no answer to this question at all - it’s rhetorical. Of course you need a dog. Life’s hard enough, cruising through it scared and alone. There’s a reason they’re called man’s best friend, don’t you know? They’re the most loyal companions ever. They sense when you’re upset and comfort you for as long as need be. They’re excited when you’re around, partly because they’re alone most of the day, and they still never hold it against you! So buy this T Shirt. Then get yourself a dog, you need one.