Well, it’s kind of my job to convince you to buy this Tank Top, but let’s be honest it’s pretty f-ing counter intuitive. If you’re going to get drunk - the beach with your brother while you’re supposed to be watching your nephew and newborn niece might not be the perfect place to do it. You know what, f it, yes it is. Let your brother watch em’ they’re his kids! And you’re always supposed to be honest with family, right?! So there you go. Grab a drink and buy this Tank Top. Nobody knew you were drunk before but they sure as shit do now.
Shhh. Nobody knows that you're drunk. Nobody knows that you're still hammered. This Tank Top is for anyone who loves drinking and going out. This is for anyone who can't help but show off the to the world that a pint in the hand is better than most things this world has to offer. This Tank Top shows that you're a little bit of a drinker but not enough so everyone knows. It's the perfect disguise. It's the perfect way to get the night going. This Tank Top is for you the drinker.
Ultra Cotton Adult Tank Top