Look, okay. I feel like I lead you on a bit. I know I said hi but I'm not ready for a follow up conversation to be honest. This wasn't how this was supposed to go. We were supposed to glide past each other's lives after the initial interaction and now we're here. You're talking to me. I'm nodding my head politely but with increasingly less patience. You probably wouldn't know I don't want to talk. But here's the kicker: just look at this T Shirt and you get the idea. I'm super not interested in anything you have to say. Why is this happening
If you hate speaking to people on a fundamental human level then this T Shirt is for you. You're not only a person who hates talking but you can't believe that they took your hello to mean "hey, continue talking to me". Easy assumption. But hey, you need to power through it and now you know for the next time you really need this T Shirt. Wear this and just tell everyone to shut up and read it. If they don't get it then you have grounds to just ignore everything they say.
Heavy Cotton T-Shirt