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Heavy Cotton T-Shirt

  •    Preshrunk Jersey Knit - 100% Cotton (Sport Grey & Heathers - Cotton/Poly Blend)
  •    Classic Fit
  •    Print Size Varies By Garment Size
  •    Machine Washable Inside Out
  •    Printed in the USA

Pants. Pshhht. Who needs em’? I haven’t worn pants in three years - best three years of my life I’ll tell ya’ right now. They’re like a straight-jacket for your legs. They’re a prison for your crotch. They’re a fabricated version of hell on Earth! No, I’m not exaggerating! And no, I won’t calm down! Not until every single denim, cotton, polyester and suede (especially suede) piece of pant is burnt to a crisp! I want to make a huge fire. And throw all of these bull shit pants into it. Buy this T-shirt if you’re with me! Long live being pants-less!

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