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Goldilocks and the three bears is a timeless story. I especially liked the part where Papa Bear tracks down Goldilocks and completely eviscerates her. It was so awesome. Wait, that didn’t happen? I must have been thinking of a different story that involved Leo. What I guess I’m trying to say is that bears are pretty awesome, especially Papa Bear, because he’s the biggest, most baddest dude. Just like your hubby right? Get this Tank Top for your Papa Bear: because he’s cute, cuddly, and eats the entrails of his unfortunate victims.

Gold, silver, platinum, steel… so many metals to choose from. Paper money can always fluctuate in value depending upon the global economic climate. But precious metals? They are standardized across the globe. Here at TacticalTees™, we support the economy by investing in some of these precious metals ourselves. Our choices are slightly different: copper, brass, and lead. With this witty Tank Top, you can show your investor status under the guidelines of the Second Amendment of US Constitution!

Key Features:

Ultra Cotton Adult Tank Top

  •    Preshrunk Jersey Knit - 100% Cotton (Sport Grey & Heathers - Cotton/Poly Blend)
  •    Unisex Fit
  •    Print Size Varies By Garment Size
  •    Machine Washable Inside Out
  •    Printed in the USA

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