It’s a damn travesty is what it is. It is bad enough that they went ahead and killed all the regular unicorns - they wanna get rid of the chubby ones too? No. I won’t stand for it. These chubby bastards have been through enough. Word in the jungle is that during the GUW (Great Unicorn War), hunted unicorns actually bulked up - hoping to disguise themselves as hippos (no one cares about hippos). This T Shirt is for the sanctity of all life- especially the unicorns! No matter how..chubby they’ve gotten! They need our support! Viva la corn!
Save the chubby unicorns. You know this T Shirt is for everyone who loves the great animal kingdom. The ones who love preserving nature and living life. The ones who love making sure the world is save for the big fat horses with horns on their head. This T Shirt is for the cryptozoologists out there and the ones who love mythical animals just as much as they like natural animals. This T Shirt is for everyone out there with a lot of hope for the natural world.
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