Heavy Cotton T-Shirt
You ain't no two bit nothing piece of donkey ass. You are a purebred, a thoroughbred and every other good kind of bread there is. You are the stallion; a beauty amongst beauties, and the great steed amongst the lesser crop. When you gallop everyone moves in your wake and people come to see you and no one else. Show everyone that you are in another class then the lesser breeds around you with this T-shirt and show everyone that you are the noblest, the greatest and the best steed there is; the stallion. Make sure no one tries to pet you.