The kind of swag you’ve got isn’t exactly typical. The paparazzi isn’t necessarily going to be following you around from coffee shop to coffee shop. Party because you don’t go to coffee shops you get yours at home. And partly because you don’t really leave your home to begin with. But you’ve still got swag dammit. Those aliens you zapped on Friday night know it. And every sucker with a head set sure as hell knows it too. So keep doing your thing you greasy ball of swag. Buy this Ladies T Shirt and represent. And then maybe take a shower. In that order.
A “No Beer Left Behind” policy should always be in effect when you go out drinking with your buddies. This is especially important on St. Patrick’s Day when spilling or neglecting beer is considered alcohol abuse. We don’t care how drunk you are, man up and finish that beer. And when you’re done and in a coherent state, by this funny Ladies T Shirt.
Heavy Cotton Ladies T-Shirt