Heavy Cotton T-Shirt
Laziness is not a crime; it is an art form in which you are the master. You take being lazy to a whole new level. You won't even change the channel on the TV if the remote is out of your reach. You don't go anywhere if you don't absolutely have to. Even walking from one room to the other is a drag. You are talentedly lazy, the laziest person there ever was. This T-shirt is the perfect for you to wear while you are being so lazy. It will be worth the effort of actually buying this T-shirt so don't worry about actually having to do something.