Heavy Cotton T-Shirt
You love going fast. You like squaring up at the stop light. Who cares that you’re revving your engine next to an electric car - that gas saving economically savvy hunk of plastic son of a gun is about to get toasted! Until the next stop light half a mile away. Then you’re back at it again! Steering wheel gripped tight - eyes on the asphalt. You can just smell the victory coming! Or maybe that’s just fumes? Who’s your next victim? A smart car? Pssht, piece of cake! If the twenty speeding tickets you’ve gotten in the past month and the two times your license was suspended wasn’t proof enough, this T-Shirt should do the trick. You’ve got a need for speed. Now go get your fix (Safely, please).