Is your wife hot? Is your wife the hottest woman of all time? Is she hotter than the lava from a volcano? Is she hotter than the sun and all of its sunspots? What? Why am I sweating? No reason. Not at all. It's definitely not because my psychotic wife is standing right next to me with a knife behind my back. What a silly reason. What a crazy reason. Haha. So crazy right? Crazy haha. Well this was a good talk. I gotta go though. Because my hot wife wants me over there. Yep. Alright. Bye then. I'm just gonna point to this T Shirt for no reason at all.
This T Shirt is for those of you with crazy wives. This T Shirt is for those of you with a little more pizzazz in their love lives and a whole lot more crazy conversations. Sure, your one and only has demons but it's just one of those things that everyone has to live with. Your wife is hot. Hotter than the sun. Hotter than anything else. But sometimes she's a little much. A little psychotic. Little crazy. And that's okay. Haha. Yep. *laughs nervously*
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