You came in like a wrecking ball! And smacked that baseball so hard it broke the bat and the ball went so far it smashed the big screen monitor. Not even Fix-it Felix can fix this mess. You are a one man wrecking crew and it doesn't matter how many things you destroyed for that homerun. Everyone wants you to wreck things because they know that means a win. You never hit so hard in baseball and not even Wreck-it Ralph can match this. Show people that you destroy and wreck everything in baseball with this Long Sleeve T Shirt.
You’re practically perfect in every way—“practically” being the key word here. I guess that make sense, being as how a baby’s job is to just be a baby. Technically, your baby is a perfect baby, unless he starts conversing with you on the philosophical doctrines of Kant and Hegel. Then the illusion would just be ruined. Dammit, why couldn’t you have been a perfect baby? Note: this perfect Long Sleeve T Shirt is for the perfect babies.
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