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Xenomorph T-Shirt

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Xenomorphs are organisms whose structural perfection is matched only by their intense hostility and viciousness! In order to reproduce, they need a host organism to cocoon with. Homo sapien meet Internecivus raptes! Watch your faces or you too could play host to one of these Alien monsters! This cool T Shirt depicts a fate that is worse than death. More accurately, a fate that will end in your death! Don’t worry about having to meet your offspring as it will consume you from within during the birthing process! Hey, women always say that ‘Labor is a Bitch!’

Congratulations on your baby! You know how people say they hope it comes out in once piece - well, you hope it’s an alien. This T Shirt makes the perfect gift.

Key Features:

Heavy Cotton T-Shirt

  •    Preshrunk Jersey Knit - 100% Cotton (Sport Grey & Heathers - Cotton/Poly Blend)
  •    Classic Fit
  •    Print Size Varies By Garment Size
  •    Machine Washable Inside Out
  •    Printed in the USA

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