Heavy Cotton Ladies T-Shirt
I think someone made a song about you. Wait, no, it was us! We made it together - you were on the chorus it went like…ah fuck I don’t remember but it was awesome. Seriously, you were magical. Can I get your number? It’s like one minute - you were there - all mystical and…drunk. The next minute you were gone! I’ve been through all the forest raves I could find across the country ever since! This ladies t-shirt isn’t just for my young, drunk unicorn - you mystical beast - wherever you are. It’s for all the drunk unicorns who’ve left us wanting more magic.